- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

A black man walks out of a police station

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Take part of what?

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

women's rights.

Why did the blonde stare at the juice carton? Because a man was pointing a shotgun at her and would kill her if she didn't do it.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

Man 1: Not to be gay or anything, but I really like your shirt, it looks nice on you. Man 2: Not to be gay or anything, but I like men.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Whats 1+1? window!

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