- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

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