- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What do a plum and a bunny have in common? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

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