Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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12 niqqa 12.

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A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

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a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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