What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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