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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

who is really lanky? james cornish

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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