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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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