- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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