- Anti Joke

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

nothing

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.