A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

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A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

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What did God tell Moses to deliver to the Hebrews? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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Your Mom The End.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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How many Russians can you fit in a Mini Cooper? It depends on how big they are.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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