- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

The Morman Religion.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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