What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

A fat guy!

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

I like school Said no one ever.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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