Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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penis. nuff said.

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Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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Kevin and Ramin

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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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