why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Michael Brown

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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