- Anti Joke

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

Man U

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times