- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Faithful men.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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