Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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