- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Women's Rights..

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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