What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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