roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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why did the boy die? because he got shot

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

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Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

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What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

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What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

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I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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