John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

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What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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kennah campion... being nice

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

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Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

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school homewrok

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I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

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How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

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What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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