- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Amanda Knox walks home free.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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