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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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