How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

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Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

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What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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A British man walks into a dentist's office.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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