So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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Sarah Palin.

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Hello penis

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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