What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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