Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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What did the fat man do? He fell over...

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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Q. What did the chicken do when it lost its egg? A. It went to go look for it. Q. Why was the chicken scared of the duck? A. Because it was chicken Q.Why can't chickens fly? A. Because they don't want to Q.Why can't chickens swim? A. Because they don't want to Q. Whey do chickens cluck? A. Because they want to Q. Why did the chicken jump on top of a car? A. Because it knows how Q. Why doesn't a chicken have hands? A. Because it's not human Q. What did the chicken dream about? A. Chicken dreams Q. Why was the chicken lost? A. Because it wasn't found Q. Why wasn't the chicken afriad of the dog? A. Because the chicken was blind Q. Why doesn't the chicken know how to drive a car A. Because they don't need to

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

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Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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