- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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