- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

What is 33 + 1? Penis

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