What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get surgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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Women's rights

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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