A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What do the snake and the bird have in common? They can both fly, except for the snake...

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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