- Anti Joke

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Equal rights!

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.