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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.