I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Women's rights.

A baby seal walks into a club.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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