- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Adam Chebali is awesome

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

My wife told me that I should see things from a woman's point of view. So I looked out the kitchen window.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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