- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Its behind you like if you looked behind

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Face...the other white meat!

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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