A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

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lewis=cardiac

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Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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WOw you have no life

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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