Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

Anti Joke

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