How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=eOr5o3kd5fIcpM:&imgrefurl=http://imgfave.com/search/be%2520stupid&docid=_B1z3__jBeF0wM&imgurl=http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1vrh3OhfK1r158a9o1_500.jpg&w=485&h=650&ei=Jo3HT-anK4To9ASrrp2KDw&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=104&vpy=105&dur=1249&hovh=260&hovw=194&tx=86&ty=138&sig=104463583013410208018&page=3&tbnh=162&tbnw=121&start=23&ndsp=16&ved=1t:429,r:10,s:23,i:149

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

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