- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

what is worse than a guy pissed?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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