why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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