Well, first of all, what I have overcome both mentally (trauma) and physically (lots of shit) is in the past, lets leave it there. Second yeah, I can basically shift my sense of left and right at will, meaning I can choose which arm to write with, and write things mirrored without even thinking about it, I can fool my senses basically, one second I struggle playing the piano because I have just trained with one, then I make my brain believe I have been practicing with both, its simple, but complicated to explain, while my ears are perfectly normal, I got two sets of balance nerves, it just gets more complicated from there.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge asked "Mum, why is my name Fridge?" to which she replied "Because you deserve to be in one."

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Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by a serial rapist.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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