- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What do you do if you see a cat crossing the street? Hit it of course!

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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