Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner eating a Christmas pie. He died the next morning because it was Easter and the pie had remained unrefrigerated since the holidays. His parents were brought up on charges of neglegent homocide. Plus, they had a meth lab in the guest bathroom and ran a prostituion ring off of Craig's list. Jack's sister is now in the care of loving foster parents,who plan on adopting her and she misses her brother. Easter is a sad reminder of her former life, even though she is now a devout Christian and acknowledges the day as that of our Lord's ressurection. She plans on going to college to study nursing, someday.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

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A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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