- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

knock knock? come in

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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