- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long can penguins hold their breath underwater? Long enough for you to eat a baby and then cover for it.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

knock knock come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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