- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

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