Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

what did the whale say when he came out of the water? BLAHHRRAHAHHAAARRRAER

Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

I don't get it

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

i'm hard

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

womans having rights.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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