- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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