- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

knock knock come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

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