- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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