- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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