- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Two women were sitting quietly.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

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