- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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