Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

A hill billy went fishing

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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