- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

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