- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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