- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

knock knock i have diarrhea

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

Sex education in Texas,

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

Why was a woman not considered in the role for a stunt driver? Because her skill level was not sufficient enough for the requirements.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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