- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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