- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

women's rights

You see that dog over there with no tail? You know what that means, don't you? What? Someone cut it off.

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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