- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Okay.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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