Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

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A guy at a baseball game....

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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