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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Q: What did the racoon say to the cow? A: Nothing, because neither have the extansive intillect to speak in a manner that the other would understand.

A black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a priest are on plane that is on fire. What do they do? Call their family and tell them they lovedthem, because there are more than likely going to die.

mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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